Clinton Sounds's definitions
Another name for the penis. Made famous by the late Peter Cook's 'Here Comes the Judge' speech.
Also a name given to the public houses and bars frequented by gay clientele.
Also a name given to the public houses and bars frequented by gay clientele.
Horace said to Walter, 'I would like to suck on your pink oboe'.
Walter suggested they both go to the pink oboe for a Campari and soda.
Walter suggested they both go to the pink oboe for a Campari and soda.
by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004
Get the pink oboemug. This being the act of performing cunnilingus during a woman's menstruation. So called chewy bits are often in abundance and towards the end of a womans period stringy bits of uterus are often expelled from the vagina. Many men are revolted by drinking red sea yet it is a highly pleasurable practise and particularly nutritious to the licker.
Sandra's periods were so heavy and always lasted a week so I had no other options except drinking red sea.
by clinton sounds April 13, 2005
Get the Drinking red seamug. This being the practise of fellatio upon a penis or pink oboe immediately after withdrawral from the anus after an act of buggery. The term implys that the penis is warm and has pebbledash coating the shaft of the penis.
David buggered Sandra mercilessly, then he withdrew his penis and thrust it into her mouth, he observed that his member was brownish with feces yet he insisted that she provided him with a hot gnarl.
by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004
Get the hot gnarlmug. A man or woman who has a menstruation- fetish and covertly searches ladies restroom pedal bins for used panty-liners and/or tampons.
David slipped into the ladies toilets and quickly surveyed the sanitary waste bins. Unknown to everyone he was a secret pedal bin vampire.
Sandra had collected about seven or eight used tampons during her restroom visits that day, unknown to her lesbian lover, she was a pedal bin vampire.
Sandra had collected about seven or eight used tampons during her restroom visits that day, unknown to her lesbian lover, she was a pedal bin vampire.
by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004
Get the pedal bin vampiremug. Double fisting is an extreme sexual activity that must not be confused with fisting. The 'double' often suggests 'two' hands that are inserted into the orafice(s) of women or men.
Double fisting in a woman, might for example, be two well lubricated hands thrust into the vagina, or else two lubricated hands thrust into the anus/rectum.
It might also be two hands inserted simultaneously into both vagina and anus.
Double fisting into the anus/rectum often seriously damages the anal sphincter muscles internal and external, bowel incontinance is sometimes medically irreversible; so would be anal/rectal fisting recipients must be aware of anal 'tearing'.
Vaginal double fisting however is almost without a serious health risk, triple fisting is a regular occurence for women after childbirth; if they so wish it.
There is a slight danger that double fisting performed on virgins will damage the vagina. This is often true, the bartholin gland which produces vaginal lubrication is dependent on gentle stimulation, and double fisting can send this tiny gland into spasm.
Double fisting can be enjoyed by women of any age and recent polls suggest that Scandanavian women in their 50's who have had one or more children particularly enjoy the sensation of being double fisted. The Finnish word for double fisting is 'Torn-Berry' a word named after Finlands second largest city where double fisting is almost a cultish phenomenon amongst mature women.
Double fisting in a woman, might for example, be two well lubricated hands thrust into the vagina, or else two lubricated hands thrust into the anus/rectum.
It might also be two hands inserted simultaneously into both vagina and anus.
Double fisting into the anus/rectum often seriously damages the anal sphincter muscles internal and external, bowel incontinance is sometimes medically irreversible; so would be anal/rectal fisting recipients must be aware of anal 'tearing'.
Vaginal double fisting however is almost without a serious health risk, triple fisting is a regular occurence for women after childbirth; if they so wish it.
There is a slight danger that double fisting performed on virgins will damage the vagina. This is often true, the bartholin gland which produces vaginal lubrication is dependent on gentle stimulation, and double fisting can send this tiny gland into spasm.
Double fisting can be enjoyed by women of any age and recent polls suggest that Scandanavian women in their 50's who have had one or more children particularly enjoy the sensation of being double fisted. The Finnish word for double fisting is 'Torn-Berry' a word named after Finlands second largest city where double fisting is almost a cultish phenomenon amongst mature women.
Helga, the Finnish air hostess met me in Helsinki and suggested double fisting, I was a little shocked, but once I had inserted both of my hands into her deep and cavernous vagina I felt a kind of nirvana creep over me. Her face was contorted yet ecstatic in a surreal unison of hand meets orafice.
by clinton sounds April 13, 2005
Get the double fistingmug.