The use of Tinder on the toilet.
Bro, I matched with this fit girl by swipe and wipe
Material read while taking a shit.
God, Azi just took The Times into the toilet. Good Shiterature!
Christmas related hilarity
Oh my god, did you hear that Christmas joke?
That was some solid Santa banter
When someone writes a 'happy birthday' message on someone else's wall and you comment 'same'
Dude, on Facebook I was doing some thank-jacking!
Azveed-"Hi Lauren have a great day"
Dom comments "Same"
When one becomes fed up of a stressful career and decides McDonalds is the eaier option
Dom: Did you hear about Becky?
Alan: No, what happened?
Dom: She jacked in her PhD and is having a McDonalds Breakdown
. She started working there yesterday.