Clifton Reed's definitions

Shiterature

Material read while taking a shit.

God, Azi just took The Times into the toilet. Good Shiterature!

by Clifton Reed November 13, 2010

santa banter

Christmas related hilarity

Oh my god, did you hear that Christmas joke?

That was some solid Santa banter

by Clifton Reed August 29, 2016

McDonalds Breakdown

When one becomes fed up of a stressful career and decides McDonalds is the eaier option

Dom: Did you hear about Becky?
Alan: No, what happened?
Dom: She jacked in her PhD and is having a McDonalds Breakdown. She started working there yesterday.

by Clifton Reed December 19, 2011

Swipe and wipe

The use of Tinder on the toilet.

Bro, I matched with this fit girl by swipe and wipe

by Clifton Reed August 29, 2016

Thank-jacking

When someone writes a 'happy birthday' message on someone else's wall and you comment 'same'

Dude, on Facebook I was doing some thank-jacking!

Azveed-"Hi Lauren have a great day"

Dom comments "Same"

by Clifton Reed March 17, 2011