Definitions by Clifton Reed

santa banter 

Christmas related hilarity

Oh my god, did you hear that Christmas joke?

That was some solid Santa banter

santa banter by Clifton Reed August 29, 2016

Swipe and wipe 

The use of Tinder on the toilet.

Bro, I matched with this fit girl by swipe and wipe

Swipe and wipe by Clifton Reed August 29, 2016

McDonalds Breakdown 

When one becomes fed up of a stressful career and decides McDonalds is the eaier option

Dom: Did you hear about Becky?
Alan: No, what happened?
Dom: She jacked in her PhD and is having a McDonalds Breakdown. She started working there yesterday.

McDonalds Breakdown by Clifton Reed December 19, 2011

Thank-jacking

When someone writes a 'happy birthday' message on someone else's wall and you comment 'same'

Dude, on Facebook I was doing some thank-jacking!

Azveed-"Hi Lauren have a great day"

Dom comments "Same"

Thank-jacking by Clifton Reed March 17, 2011

Shiterature 

Material read while taking a shit.

God, Azi just took The Times into the toilet. Good Shiterature!

Shiterature by Clifton Reed November 13, 2010