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Assna is the Banter Name for Arsenal which is by far the Smallest Club in London. Assna Fanbase is one of the most deluded fanbases in the World. Assna always gets battered by Tottenham which is the Biggest Club in London. The Owner of Assna is Heung-Min Son.
Assna get battered, everywhere they go.
Assna Fans cry because they always finish below Tottenham.
Assna's Favorite Place to finish in the Table is 8th.
by Clemont Allen May 3, 2022
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Topspur is a Banter Name for the Biggest Club in London known as Tottenham Hotspur FC. They like to Batter Small Clubs like Assna which is the Smallest Club in London
Topspur is the Biggest Club in London
Topspur likes to Batter Small Clubs like Assna
by Clemont Allen May 1, 2022
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