Clauth Towel's definitions

hairy kumquat

1) a kumquat that is hairy
2) a lump-shaped person with disproportionally long arms
3) a type of finch

Girl 1: Danggggg, that new guy is a real hairy kumquat.
Girl 2: I dated a hairy kumquat named Josiah back in the day. It was magnificent, highly recommend.

by Clauth Towel September 21, 2016

dweeb seed

an awkward young adolescent that has not yet hit puberty

Friend 1: Susanna is such a dweeb seed, lol
Friend 2: But one day, she will blossom into a beautiful young flower.

by Clauth Towel November 2, 2016