Urban Dictionary

a sight where every single godamn definition includes gross sexual references and content. Half the writers are just 12 year old boys looking for a laugh and half the users are just horny teenaged boys looking up sexual innuendos so they can get off to the definitions. It was initially a good idea in 1999 when it was created by Aaron Peckham to keep up on slang, but the horny dumbass users decided to fuck it up so here we are.

Me: Hm, Urban Dictionary? I wonder what that is...*types into search bar*
Cookie: a woman's pussy
Me: gross...*types in another*
Greek: Anal sex
Me: Jesus Christ...
Sticky Buns: masturbating on a woman's ass
Herbal essences: The act of ripping open your girl's ass and pouring shampoo mixed with cum down the middle
Coconut: when a girl rides a dick and spells out coconut on it
Bush: pubic hair

Me:
Still me:
Me contemplating my existence:
Me: why Aaron Peckham why

by Cinnamon_Girl 🖤 October 21, 2021

devious lick

A 2021 TikTok trend where one successfully steals something from a public property, most often from school or work. Many devious licks consist of stealing projectors, whiteboards, clocks, locker doors, desks, soap dispensers, sinks, toilets, urinals, or computers. Unsuccessful licks often result in juvenile detention or jail time.

Lucas: Broooo, I hit the best devious luck last night!!!! (Pulls out Chromebook)
Aidan: Oh, my GOD, Lucas, you stole a Chromebook, you hit a devious lick?!?! Why?!?! You’re gonna get in trouble!!!!! And Chromebooks suck anyways!!!! Jesus Christ.

by Cinnamon_Girl 🖤 September 26, 2021

Condoms

idk....Cock cozies? sperm socks? Baby Blockers? Pussy Protection Program? Papa Stoppers? Any of those?

Condoms ruin everything.

by Cinnamon_Girl 🖤 October 21, 2021