Definitions by Ciarán Patrick Boland

Flick the sweetcorn

When one has anal sex and you pull out with your boner covered in shit.

Dude, I got my brown wings yesterday, but when I pulled out my boner was all covered in poop. So I had to flick the sweetcorn.

Flick the sweetcorn by Ciarán Patrick Boland September 18, 2017

Offendtard 

A person who goes out of their way to be offended by a joke or a term that somebody says. Typically an SJW, vegan, feminist or all three.

That hummus munching swap donkey with the big gunt and green hair reported my hilarious meme about the Orlando shootings to Facebook and got my account banned for three days. What an offendtard.

Offendtard by Ciarán Patrick Boland June 22, 2016