2 definitions by Chuck Vendaloo

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When a dude with a big dick slaps a woman in the face with his dick.
Dude, she was givin' me a blowjob and right after I blew it in her mouth I kong smacked her right in the eye.
by Chuck Vendaloo March 29, 2006
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The state of computer graphics that is comparable to King Kong (the Peter Jackson version).
Yo did you see that fuckin' Incredibles 2? That shit was kongtastic!

I know the graphics were as good as King Kong.
by Chuck Vendaloo March 29, 2006
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