Chuck Vendaloo's definitions

kongtastic

The state of computer graphics that is comparable to King Kong (the Peter Jackson version).

Yo did you see that fuckin' Incredibles 2? That shit was kongtastic!

I know the graphics were as good as King Kong.

by Chuck Vendaloo April 20, 2006

kong smacked

When a dude with a big dick slaps a woman in the face with his dick.

Dude, she was givin' me a blowjob and right after I blew it in her mouth I kong smacked her right in the eye.

by Chuck Vendaloo April 20, 2006