Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Chuck Peters

malcolm in the middle

"I was busy snorting blow off of your mom's malcolm in the middle."

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noun: slang term for vagina
"I was busy snorting blow off of your mom's malcolm in the middle."

"I was busy snorting blow off of your mom's malcolm in the middle."

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verb: the act of vaginal secretion

noun: vaginal secretions

"She quilched all over my bed!"

"Dude, you've got some quilch on your chin."

quilch by Chuck Peters September 14, 2008

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verb: The act of dry humping your sleeping or semi-conscious partner's back.

"I gave my sleeping, pregnant wife the careful cat."

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