quilch

verb: the act of vaginal secretion

noun: vaginal secretions
"She quilched all over my bed!"

"Dude, you've got some quilch on your chin."
by Chuck Peters August 25, 2006
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careful cat

verb: The act of dry humping your sleeping or semi-conscious partner's back.
"I gave my sleeping, pregnant wife the careful cat."
by Chuck Peters August 26, 2006
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malcolm in the middle

noun: slang term for vagina
"I was busy snorting blow off of your mom's malcolm in the middle."
"I was busy snorting blow off of your mom's malcolm in the middle."
by Chuck Peters August 26, 2006
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malcolm in the middle

noun: slang term for vagina
"I was busy snorting blow off of your mom's malcolm in the middle."
by Chuck Peters August 26, 2006
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