Definitions by Chuck Peters

malcolm in the middle 

noun: slang term for vagina

"I was busy snorting blow off of your mom's malcolm in the middle."

malcolm in the middle by Chuck Peters September 15, 2008

malcolm in the middle 

noun: slang term for vagina
"I was busy snorting blow off of your mom's malcolm in the middle."

"I was busy snorting blow off of your mom's malcolm in the middle."

malcolm in the middle by Chuck Peters September 15, 2008

quilch 

verb: the act of vaginal secretion

noun: vaginal secretions

"She quilched all over my bed!"

"Dude, you've got some quilch on your chin."

quilch by Chuck Peters September 14, 2008

careful cat 

verb: The act of dry humping your sleeping or semi-conscious partner's back.

"I gave my sleeping, pregnant wife the careful cat."

careful cat by Chuck Peters September 14, 2008