Cotton Ball

What you call a pussy that is dry and furry.

Dude, I went down on Lauren last night and I got cotton balled!

by Chuck Bucket April 14, 2005

Zip Tooth

A condition which occurs as a result of getting one's teeth caught in the zipper of a blow job recipient's pants.

Have you seen Lauren's teeth? She said her goat kicked her in the mouth but I think it's a major case of the zip tooth.

by Chuck Bucket February 08, 2005

Bloturd

Getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit. The trick is to time the cumshot with the straining of pushing out a giant log. The turd pushing action will give the cumshot the force of a rubber bullet in the back of the unfortunate chick's mouth.

Hey Bob, on a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the Bloturd that chick gave you last night with the regular blojob from Neil the other day?

Hey baby, i've gotta take a shit. How bout giving me a Bloturd while we're in there?

by Chuck Bucket February 07, 2005

poo crayon

A slang term for the tip of a turd popping out your ass and "writing" on your underpants or panties.

i was prairie dogging earlier and now i've got streaks from the poo crayon.

by Chuck Bucket February 17, 2005

Bump Monkey

A guy that goes to clubs, gets on the dance floor, and purposely bumps into chicks hoping that the chick will start grinding with him.

That fuckin bump monkey out there just tried to grind on my girl. Lets beat his ass!

by Chuck Bucket February 07, 2005