19 definitions by Chuck Bucket
The wet ass feeling you get from sitting on vinyl folding chairs. Also known as Slippery Butt Syndrome.
by Chuck Bucket February 17, 2005
I had to piss so bad but Lauren wouldn't stop with the head! so when i came all over her face it was mustard nut.
by Chuck Bucket March 1, 2005
When you're doing a chick in the ass and she gets diarrhea and it squirts out all over the place. Kind of like when you stick your thumb in the end of a hose nozzle and the water shoots out forcefully.
Rich: "So how was fuckin Lauren last night? I could hear it going down in the living room."
Adam: "Well it was good till I stuck it in her ass. Then i got the old Thumb in the Hose Nozzle action and spent the rest of the night cleaning up your leather couches."
Adam: "Well it was good till I stuck it in her ass. Then i got the old Thumb in the Hose Nozzle action and spent the rest of the night cleaning up your leather couches."
by Chuck Bucket May 10, 2005
by Chuck Bucket April 14, 2005
Getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit. The trick is to time the cumshot with the straining of pushing out a giant log. The turd pushing action will give the cumshot the force of a rubber bullet in the back of the unfortunate chick's mouth.
Hey Bob, on a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the Bloturd that chick gave you last night with the regular blojob from Neil the other day?
Hey baby, i've gotta take a shit. How bout giving me a Bloturd while we're in there?
Hey baby, i've gotta take a shit. How bout giving me a Bloturd while we're in there?
by Chuck Bucket February 7, 2005