Chuck Bucket's definitions

Poopscotch

The stain left on you undies/panties after wearing them.

Damn babe, from the looks of that poopscotch you must have been eating meatloaf all day!

by Chuck Bucket March 31, 2005

Mustard Nut

When your cum is thick and yellow like mustard.

I had to piss so bad but Lauren wouldn't stop with the head! so when i came all over her face it was mustard nut.

by Chuck Bucket March 1, 2005

Goo Nuts

When you have your girl rub your cum into your ballsack like it was lotion.

I noticed that the skin on my lunchbox was getting a little ashy so i had my girl give me goo nuts.

by Chuck Bucket March 1, 2005

Bloturd

Getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit. The trick is to time the cumshot with the straining of pushing out a giant log. The turd pushing action will give the cumshot the force of a rubber bullet in the back of the unfortunate chick's mouth.

Hey Bob, on a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the Bloturd that chick gave you last night with the regular blojob from Neil the other day?

Hey baby, i've gotta take a shit. How bout giving me a Bloturd while we're in there?

by Chuck Bucket February 7, 2005

Bump Monkey

A guy that goes to clubs, gets on the dance floor, and purposely bumps into chicks hoping that the chick will start grinding with him.

That fuckin bump monkey out there just tried to grind on my girl. Lets beat his ass!

by Chuck Bucket February 7, 2005