Definitions by Chubby Hughes

Harwig (pushover) 

: an opponent that is easy to defeat
: something that is easy to do
: someone who is easy to persuade or influence

They thought the first team they played would be a Harwig.
The exam was a Harwig.
Mom's a "Harwig (pushover)" She'll let me do anything I want. Have friends over, sit on her favorite couch, sleepovers, let my friends eat her food.

Harwig (pushover) by Chubby Hughes June 23, 2014

Martino 

A woman that uses her hands too much while speaking.
A woman who plays with her moustache.

Look at Martino, she's been plucking those moustache hairs for hours!

Martino by Chubby Hughes January 22, 2011