Definitions by Chronus Pseudonymous

Shelf ass 

Noun: a butt characterised by the sharp right angle from one's back, to the top of their ass. The thighs blend straight into the booty, but somehow it is very distinct from the back. It looks like they sat down for so long that their ass flattened out. The sharp angle makes it look and act much like a shelf.

"My teacher has a shelf ass so big that you can stack books on it."

Shelf ass by Chronus Pseudonymous October 30, 2018

Latte butt 

The type of ass that a person gains from way too much ice cream, and two whole milk lattes a day. All the milk fat goes straight to the butt, creating something resembling a Kardashians ass. It is almost perfectly round and typically attracts a flock of fuckboys very quickly.

"My friend has some serious latte butt, but with those pants I'm not complaining."

Latte butt by Chronus Pseudonymous October 30, 2018

Plastered

To be so completely shitfaced drunk that you are barely even able to have a good time. This is the final stage before alcohol poisoning.

"Dude, Adam was totally plastered last night, we almost had to take him to the hospital."

Plastered by Chronus Pseudonymous February 27, 2018