The type of ass that a person gains from way too much ice cream, and two whole milk lattes a day. All the milk fat goes straight to the butt, creating something resembling a Kardashians ass. It is almost perfectly round and typically attracts a flock of fuckboys very quickly.
by Chronus Pseudonymous October 30, 2018
To be so completely shitfaced drunk that you are barely even able to have a good time. This is the final stage before alcohol poisoning.
by Chronus Pseudonymous February 28, 2018
Noun: a butt characterised by the sharp right angle from one's back, to the top of their ass. The thighs blend straight into the booty, but somehow it is very distinct from the back. It looks like they sat down for so long that their ass flattened out. The sharp angle makes it look and act much like a shelf.
by Chronus Pseudonymous October 30, 2018