Christopher Moreau's definitions

Blowmance

Blowmance A lasting sexual relationship between two men which results from a mutually-fulfilling sexual dalliance, often out of necessity.

Since my wife couldn't have sex anymore, Mike and I helped each other out. Who knew a blowjob could lead to a blowmance?

by Christopher Moreau May 9, 2019

Horqued

To be completely fed up with or made sick of a particular foodstuff; to be overfed something to the point that one cannot tolerate the sight or smell of a particular thing. This is a permanent and unalterable condition.

"Man, I am totally horqued on pork chops after eating them for six months on lockdown!"

"That bitch got horqued on vodka after she drank a bathtub of Purple Jesus."

Pronounced "horked".

by Christopher Moreau July 17, 2022