Christ Monkey's definitions

Fogging

A sexual act where one farts on their partner's genitals.

Wood was achieved from a proper carb fogging.

by Christ Monkey June 7, 2018

tobaccular

The unhealthy appearance of a heavy tobacco smoker.

A 20 year habit of 2 packs a day left Dave with crinkled skin, baked bean teeth & yellow fingernails, leaving him most tobaccular in appearance.

by Christ Monkey October 29, 2018