Definitions by Chrisandra

Assopeza Garcia 

An overly, uptight police officer. A scum bag. A tight ass Latino suburban diversity hire.

Assopeza Garcia gunna up his badge number if you don’t slow down for the speed limit; guess who is hitting weight watchers.

Assopeza Garcia by Chrisandra February 16, 2024

I didn't have the opportunity 

A classy way of saying, 'fuck you'

Friend: Did you or your friends get the vaccine?
Person: No, I didn't have the opportunity

I didn't have the opportunity by Chrisandra February 11, 2023

Yeah man sorry

A classy way of telling someone to F off.

Yeah man sorry

Yeah man sorry by Chrisandra November 23, 2021