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Newtons Laws

NEWTONS LAWS
1.) Law of inertia
2.) A=F/M
3.) Action/Reaction
4.) MAGIC (1/2MW/PD) M=magic W=wand PD=Pixie Dust
5.) FMK!!
6.) Buckets
7.) Galactical Theorum
8.) Nintendo will NEVER get laid by a living human female
9.) Human flight is impossible but you can come DAMN close via MAD hops
10.) Look at them lips
11.) You do not talk about newton's laws
12.) If its your first nite in physics class you have to fight

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Brent "Flash" Morrison
see: morrison's pimp shack
Student A- I dont understand Newton's laws of physics
Student B- Consult Newtons laws
Student A- WOW...
by Chris lambie April 27, 2006
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