hootanany

an untradiotional party in which some idiot jumps around a tree on one leg yelling hootanany! hootanany! for a prize from the person 2 inches hard.

Ty had a hootanany in James pants.

by Chris Turner March 26, 2005

smagma muncher

smagma is the juicy secreations that looks like cheese around the mushroom head of a penis. Smagma Muncher is the act of making a hearty snack of smagma cheese balls

Anna Nicole's husband was so old she was known as a smagma muncher when she sucked his dick off, clearly the reason she has baboobs from to much protein.

see also baboobs

by Chris Turner March 27, 2005