Floor Buttering

V. 1. A prank; 2. buttering the kitchen floor and then calling the house phone causing whoever goes to recieve the call to slip on his ass and make a fool of himself.
Dude 1: Hey, what kind of prank should we pull on your dad today?

Dude 2: I dunno, he's being a douche. I know! Let's butter the floor! (Floor Buttering).
by Chris H., Pip R. January 13, 2009
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frott

V.'frät

The act of two males rubbing their genitals together for the purposes of stimulation

The gay male version of 'scissoring'
man look at this guys go... They're really frotting (frott) away on eachother.
by Chris H., Pip R. April 18, 2007
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Belt Lap

N. A Painful indentation caused by a belt buckle on the waist. This usually occurs with fat people. 2.When the belt buckle is pulled away from the indented area it can cause excruciating pain for a few seconds.
Fat Man 1: Hey man, I have some serious belt lap going on and it's driving me crazy!

Fat Man 2: Don't pull it out! It's gonna hurt like a bitch!
by Chris H., Pip R. January 07, 2009
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