Definitions by Chris Gunnels

purple muffin 

A slang for ass-turtle or crump-stick

Shut up John your such a purple muffin!

purple muffin by Chris Gunnels June 13, 2007

crump stick 

A word for Shut The Hell Up And Go Home!!!

S.T.H.U.A.G.H

Westyn, you need to crump stick outta here

crump stick by Chris Gunnels June 13, 2007