Chris Cole's definitions

angry beaver

going down on a female and ripping out pubic hairs with one's teeth

I was giving her oral when she made fun of me, I then proceeded to give her an angry beaver.

by Chris Cole November 12, 2003

Optimal Drunkenness

The point during the night when the alcohol level in the bloodstream provides the most buzz with the least chance of discomfort later.

In economic terms: the point at which the marginal product of drinking meets the marginal cost of drinking.

After 7 beers and 3 shots of vodka, I reached optimal drunkeness and partied all night.

by Chris Cole December 5, 2004

Beardom

To be so bored, that you can grow a beard.

Andrew:I've been suffering from beardom this entire month.
Ed: I can tell, your facial hair makes lumber jacks look weak!

by Chris cole August 10, 2012