Definitions by Chris Cole

Beardom

To be so bored, that you can grow a beard.

Andrew:I've been suffering from beardom this entire month.
Ed: I can tell, your facial hair makes lumber jacks look weak!

Beardom by Chris cole August 10, 2012

Optimal Drunkenness 

The point during the night when the alcohol level in the bloodstream provides the most buzz with the least chance of discomfort later.

In economic terms: the point at which the marginal product of drinking meets the marginal cost of drinking.

After 7 beers and 3 shots of vodka, I reached optimal drunkeness and partied all night.

Optimal Drunkenness by Chris Cole December 5, 2004

angry beaver

going down on a female and ripping out pubic hairs with one's teeth

I was giving her oral when she made fun of me, I then proceeded to give her an angry beaver.

angry beaver by Chris Cole November 12, 2003