Optimal Drunkenness

The point during the night when the alcohol level in the bloodstream provides the most buzz with the least chance of discomfort later.

In economic terms: the point at which the marginal product of drinking meets the marginal cost of drinking.

After 7 beers and 3 shots of vodka, I reached optimal drunkeness and partied all night.

by Chris Cole December 05, 2004

Beardom

To be so bored, that you can grow a beard.

Andrew:I've been suffering from beardom this entire month.
Ed: I can tell, your facial hair makes lumber jacks look weak!

by Chris cole August 10, 2012

angry beaver

going down on a female and ripping out pubic hairs with one's teeth

I was giving her oral when she made fun of me, I then proceeded to give her an angry beaver.

by Chris Cole November 12, 2003