male blindness

When a snowboarder/mountainborder becomes distracted by a fellow females "jiggling parts"

Man, I suffered from male blindness and totally cranked that tree.

by Chris A. H. November 29, 2006

Wipe the snow off your skates

To ejaculate during or after a sexual encounter.

Hey Eric, i saw you went home with that girl.... Did you wipe the snow off your skates or what?

by Chris A. H. November 28, 2006