male blindness

When a snowboarder/mountainborder becomes distracted by a fellow females "jiggling parts"
Man, I suffered from male blindness and totally cranked that tree.
by Chris A. H. November 30, 2006
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Wipe the snow off your skates

To ejaculate during or after a sexual encounter.
Hey Eric, i saw you went home with that girl.... Did you wipe the snow off your skates or what?
by Chris A. H. November 28, 2006
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