Chowderhead34's definitions
I'm gonna hava me a white trash dinner tonight that allows me to get maw fatta. Make sure you tell them "#4 supersized with a Coke."
by Chowderhead34 July 23, 2011
Get the White trash dinnermug. Washing one's hair in the kitchen sink before going to work instead of taking their fat fuckin' carcass and getting in the shower like normal people.
by Chowderhead34 July 23, 2011
Get the White trash showermug. A counter expression of idiocracy and poor grammar by a husband; intended to invoke a type of delusional authority and protection of a probable fat and ugly wife. This phrase is the primary piece of evidence which establishes that someone is:
1)male
2)white
3)weak
4)trashy
5)uneducated
6)A present-day Neanderthal
1)male
2)white
3)weak
4)trashy
5)uneducated
6)A present-day Neanderthal
Person 1: "And I told him, 'You don't talk to ma wife like dat.'"
Person 2: "You're a fuckin' idiot. That's the best line you came up with? Is this 1981 or what? You're such a fuckin' hillbilly."
Person 2: "You're a fuckin' idiot. That's the best line you came up with? Is this 1981 or what? You're such a fuckin' hillbilly."
by Chowderhead34 July 28, 2011
Get the You don't talk to ma wife like datmug. Self-delusional banter from uneducated, obese white males; which describes all of the "things" that one is going to do, should do, and has to do. In reality, these "tasks" are either delegated to a spouse, significant other, friends or children - or not done at all. A typical venue in which this To-Do list is discussed is while sitting down, drinking beer and/or chewing tobacco.
White trash work ethic example:
Person 1: "Next week, I'ma gonna hafta moov all deze boxes out of the living room, den I gotsta haul all dat trash outa da garage, put in dat new batroom, and maw da lawn."
Person 2: "Really? You're going to do all that by yourself? Your such a go-getter! Is your wife going to wipe your ass for you again and do it? Or are you going to pawn it off on one of your friends? You're such a fat, lazy leach of a shit."
Person 1: "Next week, I'ma gonna hafta moov all deze boxes out of the living room, den I gotsta haul all dat trash outa da garage, put in dat new batroom, and maw da lawn."
Person 2: "Really? You're going to do all that by yourself? Your such a go-getter! Is your wife going to wipe your ass for you again and do it? Or are you going to pawn it off on one of your friends? You're such a fat, lazy leach of a shit."
by Chowderhead34 August 4, 2011
Get the White trash work ethicmug.