Jim really shows his guests white trash hospitality by walking around his house with his dirty work boots.
by Chowderhead34 July 22, 2011
A police officer who is literally a pig in body, mind, and spirit:
1) Uneducated
2) Waddles
3) Slow in thought
4) Fat
5) Grunts in syllables
6) Territorial
7) Eats salty junk food
1) Uneducated
2) Waddles
3) Slow in thought
4) Fat
5) Grunts in syllables
6) Territorial
7) Eats salty junk food
by Chowderhead34 July 23, 2011
A white male U.S. citizen who concurrently possesses all or one of the following characteristics:
1) Overweight.
2) HS diploma, GED or online degree.
2) Over-employed.
3) Borrows or spends more than he can afford.
4) Doesn't think before he speaks.
5) Drives a gas-guzzling vehicle.
7) Ignorant of world news & other cultures.
8) Produces Neanderthal offspring with ADD.
Bottom Line: Thinks that because of the fact that he a an American, that he is automatically No.1, "The Shit."
1) Overweight.
2) HS diploma, GED or online degree.
2) Over-employed.
3) Borrows or spends more than he can afford.
4) Doesn't think before he speaks.
5) Drives a gas-guzzling vehicle.
7) Ignorant of world news & other cultures.
8) Produces Neanderthal offspring with ADD.
Bottom Line: Thinks that because of the fact that he a an American, that he is automatically No.1, "The Shit."
There are a lot of American pigs in my state.
"I only know what I know, then I say what I don't know because I'm a "Real American Asshole." I'm leach on society and am an over-employed, ungrateful slob. Go USA on dose other countries." (While Rome is burning.)
"I only know what I know, then I say what I don't know because I'm a "Real American Asshole." I'm leach on society and am an over-employed, ungrateful slob. Go USA on dose other countries." (While Rome is burning.)
by Chowderhead34 August 11, 2011
A counter expression of idiocracy and poor grammar by a husband; intended to invoke a type of delusional authority and protection of a probable fat and ugly wife. This phrase is the primary piece of evidence which establishes that someone is:
1)male
2)white
3)weak
4)trashy
5)uneducated
6)A present-day Neanderthal
1)male
2)white
3)weak
4)trashy
5)uneducated
6)A present-day Neanderthal
Person 1: "And I told him, 'You don't talk to ma wife like dat.'"
Person 2: "You're a fuckin' idiot. That's the best line you came up with? Is this 1981 or what? You're such a fuckin' hillbilly."
Person 2: "You're a fuckin' idiot. That's the best line you came up with? Is this 1981 or what? You're such a fuckin' hillbilly."
by Chowderhead34 July 28, 2011