White trash pet

An predominately untamed, historically outdoors creature which is kept indoors as a pet.

Dave has a litter of racoons in his house. He's keeping them as white trash pets. Hopefully, the DNR doesn't catch wind.

by Chowderhead34 July 24, 2011

White trash satisfaction

Overall content with one's life of being white, trashy, and overweight.

My husband told me that he had white trash satisfaction with us being fat.

by Chowderhead34 July 23, 2011

White trash hospitality

When someone doesn't take their shoes off when walking into an apartment or house.

Jim really shows his guests white trash hospitality by walking around his house with his dirty work boots.

by Chowderhead34 July 23, 2011

You don't talk to ma wife like dat

A counter expression of idiocracy and poor grammar by a husband; intended to invoke a type of delusional authority and protection of a probable fat and ugly wife. This phrase is the primary piece of evidence which establishes that someone is:

1)male
2)white
3)weak

4)trashy
5)uneducated
6)A present-day Neanderthal

Person 1: "And I told him, 'You don't talk to ma wife like dat.'"

Person 2: "You're a fuckin' idiot. That's the best line you came up with? Is this 1981 or what? You're such a fuckin' hillbilly."

by Chowderhead34 July 28, 2011