Jim really shows his guests white trash hospitality by walking around his house with his dirty work boots.
by Chowderhead34 July 22, 2011
Self-delusional banter from uneducated, obese white males; which describes all of the "things" that one is going to do, should do, and has to do. In reality, these "tasks" are either delegated to a spouse, significant other, friends or children - or not done at all. A typical venue in which this To-Do list is discussed is while sitting down, drinking beer and/or chewing tobacco.
White trash work ethic example:
Person 1: "Next week, I'ma gonna hafta moov all deze boxes out of the living room, den I gotsta haul all dat trash outa da garage, put in dat new batroom, and maw da lawn."
Person 2: "Really? You're going to do all that by yourself? Your such a go-getter! Is your wife going to wipe your ass for you again and do it? Or are you going to pawn it off on one of your friends? You're such a fat, lazy leach of a shit."
Person 1: "Next week, I'ma gonna hafta moov all deze boxes out of the living room, den I gotsta haul all dat trash outa da garage, put in dat new batroom, and maw da lawn."
Person 2: "Really? You're going to do all that by yourself? Your such a go-getter! Is your wife going to wipe your ass for you again and do it? Or are you going to pawn it off on one of your friends? You're such a fat, lazy leach of a shit."
by Chowderhead34 August 03, 2011
A police officer who is literally a pig in body, mind, and spirit:
1) Uneducated
2) Waddles
3) Slow in thought
4) Fat
5) Grunts in syllables
6) Territorial
7) Eats salty junk food
1) Uneducated
2) Waddles
3) Slow in thought
4) Fat
5) Grunts in syllables
6) Territorial
7) Eats salty junk food
by Chowderhead34 July 23, 2011
A white male U.S. citizen who concurrently possesses all or one of the following characteristics:
1) Overweight.
2) HS diploma, GED or online degree.
2) Over-employed.
3) Borrows or spends more than he can afford.
4) Doesn't think before he speaks.
5) Drives a gas-guzzling vehicle.
7) Ignorant of world news & other cultures.
8) Produces Neanderthal offspring with ADD.
Bottom Line: Thinks that because of the fact that he a an American, that he is automatically No.1, "The Shit."
1) Overweight.
2) HS diploma, GED or online degree.
2) Over-employed.
3) Borrows or spends more than he can afford.
4) Doesn't think before he speaks.
5) Drives a gas-guzzling vehicle.
7) Ignorant of world news & other cultures.
8) Produces Neanderthal offspring with ADD.
Bottom Line: Thinks that because of the fact that he a an American, that he is automatically No.1, "The Shit."
There are a lot of American pigs in my state.
"I only know what I know, then I say what I don't know because I'm a "Real American Asshole." I'm leach on society and am an over-employed, ungrateful slob. Go USA on dose other countries." (While Rome is burning.)
"I only know what I know, then I say what I don't know because I'm a "Real American Asshole." I'm leach on society and am an over-employed, ungrateful slob. Go USA on dose other countries." (While Rome is burning.)
by Chowderhead34 August 11, 2011