Definitions by Choda Boy 57
flog
A brilliant multi-purpose word:
1. (verb) to sell something. Generally the price is low or the goods are dodgy.
2. (verb) to lose a sporting match, usually football, by a huge margin
3. (verb) to masturbate. Sometimes extended to "flog the dog" or "flog the log".
4. (verb) to steal something
5. (verb) to assault somebody
6. (noun) a poser, someone who likes to big-note themselves. Relates back to (3).
1. (verb) to sell something. Generally the price is low or the goods are dodgy.
2. (verb) to lose a sporting match, usually football, by a huge margin
3. (verb) to masturbate. Sometimes extended to "flog the dog" or "flog the log".
4. (verb) to steal something
5. (verb) to assault somebody
6. (noun) a poser, someone who likes to big-note themselves. Relates back to (3).
1. I flogged my piece of shit car to some uni student.
2. We got flogged by 15 goals today.
3. I caught my little brother having a flog today.
4. Some arsehole's flogged my ciggies!
5. I took this smart-arse out the back of the pub and gave him a flogging.
6. Look at that wanker in the Porsche talking on his car phone. What a flog.
2. We got flogged by 15 goals today.
3. I caught my little brother having a flog today.
4. Some arsehole's flogged my ciggies!
5. I took this smart-arse out the back of the pub and gave him a flogging.
6. Look at that wanker in the Porsche talking on his car phone. What a flog.
flog by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006
fuck me dead
Aussie exclamation of surprise, amazement or frustation. Does well enough on its own, although can be followed up with "and bury me pregnant" for extra effect.
fuck me dead by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006
two puppies fighting under a blanket
When a large-chested girl is running up the street, her bouncing tits look like two puppies fighting under a blanket.
two puppies fighting under a blanket by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006
Cadbury drinker
Someone who gets drunk off a small amount of alcohol.
Cadbury's chocolate blocks are advertised as having a "glass and a half of full cream dairy milk" in every block.
A "Cadbury drinker" gets pissed off about a glass and a half of beer.
Cadbury's chocolate blocks are advertised as having a "glass and a half of full cream dairy milk" in every block.
A "Cadbury drinker" gets pissed off about a glass and a half of beer.
Cadbury drinker by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006
sink the sub
This was great fun in high school. The rules were simple - you had to make the substitute teacher (the "sub") cry by the end of the class.
sink the sub by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006
duck's guts
An Australian expression - if you think something is awesome, brilliant etc. then it is said to be the duck's guts.
Synonyms (see below) include the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, or, strangely enough, the cat's arse.
Synonyms (see below) include the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, or, strangely enough, the cat's arse.
My new cricket bat is the duck's guts.
Look at that pony-tailed wanker in his BMW. He thinks he's the ducks guts.
Look at that pony-tailed wanker in his BMW. He thinks he's the ducks guts.
duck's guts by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006
slut
slut by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006