Definitions by Chiefton
key
keystone light beer, or keystone ice.. comes in 24 oz cans, 6 pack, 6 pack of tall boys, 12, 18, 30 packs.
asshole
Slang: An empty paper towel roll that has been stuffed with dryer sheets and blown into. Commonly used by weedamoholics to cover up obnoxious odors.