Stinkin fingee

When your wiping your ass and your finger pokes through the toilet paper leaving a succulent scoop of some fine poop on your fingee

Morris: MOM HELP IVE GOT A STINKIN FINGEE
Mother of the Morris: Lol poggers

by Chewsday April 07, 2021

Franzan

The combined sweat from your balls and ass

Guy 1: Hey man whats that smell?
Guy 2: Oh thats my franzan
Guy 1: Yummy

by Chewsday November 23, 2020

Certiburger

Used to describe somebody who is definitely a burger or certified as a burger

Paul: Hey Matt did you see that guy earlier?
Matt: I sure did. He was a certiburger

by Chewsday April 16, 2021