Chewsday's definitions

Chewsday

Another name for Tuesday but with chewsday coz im hungery sometimes

Jose: what day it it today brother
Joseé: Chewsday

by Chewsday November 23, 2020

Fumpernickle

The combination of lint, fluff and dick cheese that builds up beneath the layer of foreskin on uncircumcised males

Shambah: Gosh darn it you shoulda seen all the fumpernickle i got out of my hood last night
Dolan: Haigh couldnt have been more than me, i have a fumpernickle blanket at home after a week of no showering

Shambah: holy moly Dolan your one crazy son of a bitch

by Chewsday August 10, 2021

Yomping

The act of killing a deer with your bare hands whilst hydrating thineself with a yop

Timmy: Hey Fred why are you humping the deer that i just yomped?
Fred: My deer now hehehe

John: Hey wanna go yomping tomorrow?
Jefferson: yessir

by Chewsday April 7, 2021