Definitions by Chets Meaty Dildo

charred-out

When something is on fire and it turns to char and stops smoking. Ironically, the women who use this term are always smoking hot.

The fire charred-out the crumbs under the burner. 6 7! 8 9.

charred-out by Chets Meaty Dildo March 22, 2026

Chelanie 

The act of being scared of things that can't happen.

Boy: Whats wrong?
Girl: I think Chet might cheat on me.
Boy: You're in Chelanie.
Girl: Whats Chelanie?
Boy: Doesn't matter, how the fuck would Chet cheat on you he literally doesn't speak to any other women.

Chelanie by Chets Meaty Dildo December 6, 2021

Pulinoah 

The act of reading every sign a woman gives you incorrectly.

Bro 1: Fuck dude!
Bro 2: Whats wrong man?
Bro 1: I Pulinoahed.
Bro 2: Fuck man... that sucks.
Bro 1: Well we still got eachother.
Bro 2: That's true.
*engages in sex*

Pulinoah by Chets Meaty Dildo December 6, 2021

Black Chimney 

When you snort your deseased fathers ashes making your nose look like a black chimney.

Bro 1: What the fuck are you doing?
Bro 2: I'm hittin' a black chimney.
Bro 1: Lemme get a hit.

Black Chimney by Chets Meaty Dildo December 6, 2021

Mulck 

When you eat a chip/ cracker sideways.

Bro 1: Ow!
Bro 2: Whats wrong?
Bro 1: I mulcked bro.
Bro 2: Damn, are you okay.

*starts having rough anal sex*

Mulck by Chets Meaty Dildo December 6, 2021

Fore jumps

When a girl cuts off your foreskin, and uses it as a jump rope.

Me and Melanie did sump fore jumps to set the mood.

Fore jumps by Chets Meaty Dildo December 4, 2021

Snow Chungus

Fat white chick in to black dudes.

You see Jamal with that Snow Chungus? She's literally taller sideways.

Snow Chungus by Chets Meaty Dildo November 4, 2021