Definitions by Chet Billingsdale

Eisenberg Switch 

The phenomenon in film of swapping out the stagnated, boring Michael Cera for the slightly less stagnated, boring Jesse Eisenberg.

Q: Did you see Michael Cera in Zombieland? He definitely picked up another emotion besides adorable kerfuffledness! And I didn't feel the urge to cry out of confusion when he got the girl!

A: That wasn't Michael Cera. The casting director wisely performed the Eisenberg Switch.

Eisenberg Switch by Chet Billingsdale September 14, 2010

powerbone

Unusually vociferous sex. Often the result of a lustful buildup, and gender neutral.

Person 1: I heard John totally powerboned Mary last night at Shelly's.
Person 2: I heard she powerboned HIM!
Person 1: Does it matter?
Person 3: Guys I got frogurt!
Person 2: No one likes you! Go back to homeschool already.

powerbone by Chet Billingsdale June 19, 2008

cyber ice 

The inevitable awkwardness that occurs when two people meet in person who, up to that point, had only talked online.

Try as they might, Tim and Trish just couldn't seem to break the cyber ice

cyber ice by Chet Billingsdale April 12, 2008