Definitions by Chester McGlockton

skeeter valentine 

A disgusting bitch that will fuck anything and everything. She is usually that cunt at college parties eye fucking the shit outta everyone.

Yo man, you see that hot ass girl eyein me?

Dude, you dont want that....shes easily a skeeter valentine

skeeter valentine by Chester McGlockton April 15, 2008

1,2 mohallo 

The act of having a drunken threesome with 2 girls

Holy hell, last night was fucking crazy....I pulled a 1,2 mohallo on those girls.

1,2 mohallo by Chester McGlockton April 13, 2008

Bufu D 

The action of getting butt fucked by your dad

Dude, Brandon's dad is really fuckin creepy. He probably bufu d's him all the time when were not around haha.

Bufu D by Chester McGlockton April 7, 2008

lani 

Another term for an asshole or the rectal area

Man, my girlfriend was screaming "NO, NOT MY LANI!" when i was pounding it last night.

lani by Chester McGlockton April 2, 2008