Chest's definitions

crash the yoghurt truck

To ejaculate onto something, your hand, your favourite 'rhythm' magazine, or an unsuspecting young fillies face.

Cleanup on ilse five!

by Chest August 3, 2003

icing

To give a young lady a coating of fresh, sticky man paste.

You ready for the icing bee-atch?

by Chest August 3, 2003

man chowder

Like a mid sex session energy drink for chicks, they love that shit!

Want me to send you some!

by Chest August 3, 2003

xxx

Lame ass movie. I want my fiver back, Diesel.

Did you see xXx?
No I fell into a coma after 5 minutes of that complete pile of cat faeces.

by Chest November 17, 2003

Couce

A very short, stupid and irritating person who doesn’t stop talking.

‘Leylah is such a couce, she doesn’t shut up’

by Chest March 8, 2025