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A mythical arcade video game said to be made by the government for mind control and manipulation. Depending on the source, it was either a 2-D Space Shooter or puzzle game.
by Cheeto Dust July 3, 2016
Get the Polybiusmug. When your ass starts to burn and sweat, making it difficult to walk normally. Can be caused by reckless wiping, walking for long periods of time, or a combo of both. Usually occurs after one takes a shit. A common side effect is a smelly ass, that may or may not be noticeable to others. You can temporarily relieve a chaffing ass by going to the bathroom and wiping the sweat off your ass.
Shawn took a shit this morning and around the fifth hour of his shift at work, he developed a bad case of ass chafe.
by Cheeto Dust January 6, 2017
Get the Ass chafemug. A person who thinks very highly about his own particular taste in heavy metal, and pretty much cans the rest of it. Sometimes they go as far as denying some bands as metal when they clearly are. They always act like they're higher than other people, when they themselves act like children when it comes to music. As others have said, they often make over-exaggerated critiques of metal bands and would rather experience a form of physical torture or genital mutilation than to listen to some metal bands. They are never constructive, polite, merciful or mature when it comes to criticism.
Metal Elitist: Wow, you listen to Immortal? They're fucking gay and sound like a garbage disposal full of spoons. I'd rather shove a knife up my ass than to listen to this cheerleader piece of shit. I recommend you go listen to some Gaarfadinonskelyrgen they're 10x better.
by Cheeto Dust October 12, 2012
Get the Metal Elitistmug. The epitome of trash television. A show where a group of people sit around in a circle jerk babbling about what Brad Pitt bought from Starbucks the other day. It's done in such an obnoxious fashion and you wonder how it's still on air. Basically televised paparazzi shit, but with load people! The narrator sounds like he's been doing crack because he over exaggerates words and his voice makes him sound like a clown. Watching TMZ is a good way to simulate a lobotomy.
"Tonight on TMZAAYYYYYY... Brad Pit gets an AMERICANO and has a cowlick in his hair! WHOAHAOHAOA! What are we ever going to do!?!?"
by Cheeto Dust May 7, 2018
Get the TMZmug.