11 definition by Cheeto Dust

A term for someone who committed a very stupid act or for someone who is just always an idiot. Someone who is so stupid, you question if their brains are made of shit.
1. Only a true shithead would light himself on fire while naked looking for publicity on YouTube.
2. He gone and blew his lips off sucking them through that soda bottle... what a shithead!!
by Cheeto Dust October 26, 2015

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When your ass starts to burn and sweat, making it difficult to walk normally. Can be caused by reckless wiping, walking for long periods of time, or a combo of both. Usually occurs after one takes a shit. A common side effect is a smelly ass, that may or may not be noticeable to others. You can temporarily relieve a chaffing ass by going to the bathroom and wiping the sweat off your ass.
Shawn took a shit this morning and around the fifth hour of his shift at work, he developed a bad case of ass chafe.
by Cheeto Dust January 06, 2017

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A mythical arcade video game said to be made by the government for mind control and manipulation. Depending on the source, it was either a 2-D Space Shooter or puzzle game.
My girl went batshit after playing Polybius and opened her ass for all the arcade to see...
by Cheeto Dust March 30, 2016

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1. Another word for the asshole or anus.

2. The act of shoving a warm, buttery cob of corn up the anus and treating it as a dildo.
3. A hole that has been punctured into a cob of corn.
Come'eer and let me jam this thick cob o' corn up yer stubborn cornhole, darling.
by Cheeto Dust October 26, 2015

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