Rip Out His Skeleton

Having a vigorous wank.

Pulling so hard on it there is a chance all your bones will come out.

Don't go in to the office!

Why?

David is looking at Granny porn and trying to rip out his skeleton, again

by Cheese Daddy September 16, 2010

Bucket of Smashed Crabs

Ugly

Looking at the people that live in Worthing if like looking into a Bucket of Smashed Crabs

by Cheese Daddy September 16, 2010

Fist Magnet

The kind of person who despite your best efforts draws your fist to the face swiftly and repeatedly.

Kurt is a Fist Magnet. I would like to punch him repeatedly.

by Cheese Daddy December 12, 2014