homoptical illusion

A man you swear is gay, but later find out he has a girlfriend.

"I thought Jim was gay until I met his girlfriend, so it was all just a homoptical illusion."

by chauncey July 20, 2004

crowbat

An irritating or overbearing mother in law.

"I was holding my friends baby until his crowbat swooped in and took him away."

by chauncey July 20, 2004

rolph

When instead of wiping your ass after taking a shit, you use a body of water to clean up.

Raj had no TP so he went rolphing in the Ganges again.

by Chauncey April 21, 2004

wiener baron

An overtly feminine heterosexual male.

"When Nancys boyfriend Jim came up to me and said ,"Hey sailor, how about a hug?", I knew he was a real wiener baron

by chauncey July 28, 2004