Chauncey's definitions

carbuild

Looking at your physique in a car window after a gym session to get an exaggerated sense of muscle definition

"Look at my triceps horseshoe in that tinted Ford window! If only my real build was as good as my car build."

by chauncey July 20, 2004

crowbat

An irritating or overbearing mother in law.

"I was holding my friends baby until his crowbat swooped in and took him away."

by chauncey July 20, 2004

homoptical illusion

A man you swear is gay, but later find out he has a girlfriend.

"I thought Jim was gay until I met his girlfriend, so it was all just a homoptical illusion."

by chauncey July 20, 2004

sloppy dragon

While getting head, once ready to cum, you bitch slap your girl in the face resulting in a mixture of bloody nose and man spooge, also known as a jelly donut

my girl was actin wack, so I busted her with a sloppy dragon. Now I'm going to jail to get my pink sock treatment.

by chauncey December 28, 2003