Charlie T.'s definitions

Vampire Bitch

A female that is used for a booty call only at night that is usually less than the male's normal personal standard of physical attractiveness.

The reason she is a vampire bitch is because she is unattractive to the point that the male only wants to see her late at night with limited light and not himself be seen with her in public.

So ladies, if you only go over to a guy's house at midnight or later and he has no lights on and he has to lead you around the coffee table and such and you have to be gone for whatever reason before sunrise then you qualify as a vampire bitch.

Jim: What did you do last night?

Glenn: Nothing

Jim: Then why did I see a Honda Accord in your driveway last night?

Glenn: I don't know what your talking about.

Jim: Of coarse you do. That red Honda Accord that was gone when I got up this morning.

Glenn: Oh that. That was just my vampire bitch!

by Charlie T. March 31, 2013

Schlong-Sleeve

Condom usually magnum used to fit a larger penis. Can also be called a schlong-sleeve shirt.

Greg put on his schlong-sleeve so he could take care of Rebecca.

by Charlie T. May 18, 2010

Lebronchitis

To choke in a key game or series after looking great in previous circumstances

Lebron James had Lebronchitis in the final games of the 2010 Eastern Conference Playoffs against the Boston Celtics.

Lebron James also suffered from Lebronchitis in the 2011 NBA Finals against the Dallas Mavericks.

by Charlie T. July 13, 2011