Charlie T.'s definitions

The Grand Theft Auto

A sexual act made famous by the Grand Theft Auto video game series where a man picks up a prostitute, pays her for her services, and then runs her over in the car he picked her up in and retrieves his spent money.

Steve: Why is your Benjamin red?

Dan: I performed the Grand Theft Auto last night and couldn't get the blood out of the money

by Charlie T. July 21, 2016

Schlong-Sleeve

Condom usually magnum used to fit a larger penis. Can also be called a schlong-sleeve shirt.

Greg put on his schlong-sleeve so he could take care of Rebecca.

by Charlie T. May 18, 2010

PosTSD

When you have PTSD from working with a bad Point of Sale computer.

I'm sorry. I'm having flashbacks! It's my PosTSD it acts up when I see a new POS at a resteraunt.

by Charlie T. June 24, 2024