Charlie T.'s definitions

Bumpkin Blumpkin

It is a blumpkin, a blow job given to a male while he is on the toilet, given by a relative. Being that it is a relative that is giving the oral sex which is considered redneck gives the term its beginning because country bumpkin is virtually synonymous with redneck.

Guy 1: Why do you look so happy?
Guy 2: My sister game me a blumpkin last night after she drank a bottle of Aristocrat.
Guy 1: Well at least with a Bumpkin Blumpkin you can't have a three-legged baby.
Guy 2: Well actually we still can but that's because we always fuck on Tuesday.

by Charlie T. November 2, 2009

Sea-sick Cuban

Taking the tobacco out of a cuban cigar and replacing it with marijuana.

You can smoke a philly if you want but I prefer a sea-sick Cuban.

by Charlie T. August 28, 2009

Freebird

Is a term used to describe the act of giving a blow job without using your hands.

That girl was so gifted at oral sex she could deep throat while doing a freebird.

by Charlie T. February 8, 2009