5 definitions by Charles Dunbar
Because Hudson started going out with a hipster chick, he decided to get a new haircut to impress her. He now looks as if he's been raped by a lawnmower.
by Charles Dunbar September 20, 2010
One who considers himself "hip," but whose musical tastes lie entirely in the realm of what is generally considered non-abrasive to white westerners over 40.
"I like a little bit of country, a little bit of folk, reggae, blues, jazz, maybe even a little funk. I'm a shady grover, sittin' in that good ole shady grove."
by Charles Dunbar August 5, 2012
Whole Foods-- a grocery chain known for supposedly healthy products, but more notably for extremely high prices.
by Charles Dunbar May 3, 2010
by Charles Dunbar September 5, 2011
"If anybody steps on my property, I am obliged to shoot them with my murder gun because I imagine they intend to kill me no matter what they say or do," said Billy Joe Bob Ledbetter.
by Charles Dunbar December 19, 2012