Definitions by Charles Dunbar

murder gun 

Any firearm created with the specific purpose of harming human beings.

"If anybody steps on my property, I am obliged to shoot them with my murder gun because I imagine they intend to kill me no matter what they say or do," said Billy Joe Bob Ledbetter.

murder gun by Charles Dunbar December 19, 2012

shady grover 

One who considers himself "hip," but whose musical tastes lie entirely in the realm of what is generally considered non-abrasive to white westerners over 40.

"I like a little bit of country, a little bit of folk, reggae, blues, jazz, maybe even a little funk. I'm a shady grover, sittin' in that good ole shady grove."

shady grover by Charles Dunbar August 5, 2012

hitface

A person who possesses a face you instinctively want to punch.

With his pug nose and small, beady eyes, Taylor Lautner is a classic hitface.

hitface by Charles Dunbar September 6, 2011

raped by a lawnmower 

The appearance given by a bad haircut.

Because Hudson started going out with a hipster chick, he decided to get a new haircut to impress her. He now looks as if he's been raped by a lawnmower.

raped by a lawnmower by Charles Dunbar September 20, 2010

Whore Foods 

Whole Foods-- a grocery chain known for supposedly healthy products, but more notably for extremely high prices.

We went to Whore Foods to get some beer and they wanted $20 for a six pack.

Whore Foods by Charles Dunbar May 3, 2010