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approximatively

A bastardisation of approximately and positively first used by people of marginal education. Even though those two words have different degrees of certitude, approximatively originally meant approximately but has since evolved to mean approximately with slightly more certitude, but not quite positively.
guy one: "How long will you be?"
guy two: "approximatively 15 minutes."
by Char H January 8, 2006
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Elvis pringle

A superfluous flap or nodule of skin on a girl's anus. Comes from an incident where I misheard a friend refering to such a skin flap while reviewing a porno movie. I have no idea what she really said...I was laughing too hard to find out. Now in fairly common usage.
"This porno would be really hot, but her Elvis pringle kinda creeps me out."
by Char H January 8, 2006
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deer hoof

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. It is also a band.
The guy on this video has some wicked deer hoof going on.
by Char H January 11, 2006
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shindiggered

1. Bemused amazement
2. Conned, robbed
3. Screwed, in trouble
I have no idea how I came up with this term...it just popped out of my mouth about ten years ago, and I have been using it and passing it on ever sice.
1. "Well, I'll be shindiggered!"
2. Guy one: "How's your new car working out?"
Guy two: "Crappy. I got shindiggered on the deal."
3. "If I don't get home before curfew, I'll be
shindiggered for sure!"
by Char H January 8, 2006
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guava

A female-specific version of the taint.
All the wiping from her diarrhea makes her guava raw.
by Char H January 11, 2006
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chucktar

A homemade zither made from an old guitar neck. Can be plucked, hammered, bowed or picked. Sounds vaguely Asian or Middleastern.
"Ken was tossing out a broken guitar, so I took the neck and made a chucktar."
by Char H January 8, 2006
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claudia

A female-specific version of the classic wedgie.
If that girl goes into the "cool girl's bathroom", she'll likely get a claudia.
by Char H January 11, 2006
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