Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ChaoticAnarchy

Mecmies

Plural of 'Mecmit', meaning to 'be a 5'7' or 'to have faggish tendencies'.

Mecmies was running with his pack today, and tripped over a rock.

Merch

A nickname given to someone who has a penis the size of a cheeto.

"Oh my god, cheetoman is STARING at me again, he keeps sending me pics of his tiny dick"

Merch

A guy who's dick is the length of a Cheeto. Nickname for someone who has a small dick.

omfg, there is cheetoman. He sends me pictures of his Cheeto dick ALL THE TIME.

Merch