Chaos's definitions

Cliff

Great person cool layed back not talkative weird name though But his cool and sometimes funny also this is not that many cliff there’s Clifford but not cliff guess it’s a rare name to come across

Yeah I Know cliffin real life his a little weird sometimes

by Chaos November 24, 2018

Festisio

1) A mad gay person that you can't stand
2) When another man fondles another man
3) When you are hit on by a member of the same sex
4) a level of how sexy mer is

Man that is so festisio.
Man Mer is not festisio!

by Chaos June 11, 2004

snaplekap

A newb that doesn't play CS anymore because he's too cheap to buy it.

Dude, snaplekap hasn't played CS in 3 months now.

by chaos July 30, 2003

ass blaster

A hot suace that I guess lights your shit on fire and blast out of you ass sizzling as it hits the water in the dumper.

That ass blaster sauce really packs a punch.

by Chaos July 20, 2003

tifosi

the army of ferrari fans, especially at F1 races who turn out to support the great cars

the tifosi were out in force at monza

by chaos September 28, 2004

torpy

a really freakin weird dude who plays guitar, gets squished by people like david, and is generally just a freaky person. who plays guitar.

you've got to get torpy out of my salad dressing

by chaos April 24, 2004

I can read a map

Used to express understanding of a situation or when something seems very obvious to you.

"Did you feel the tension in that room? I wonder if something is going on between those two."
"Yeah, I can read a map."
or
"Hey, I don't know if I was being too subtle but I would like to spend some 'quality time' with you later, if you know what I mean."
"yeah, I can read a map."

by chaOS January 22, 2014