Definitions by Chairwoman Mao Mao

dogwatch 

activity which takes place in public open spaces, usually parks, and involves looking at other people's dogs and discussing their relative coolness

they had dissertations to write, but they decided they'd rather head down to the beach for a couple of hours of dogwatch

dogwatch by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 5, 2004

get fat big now quick 

known by various other names, including 'beefcake' (thanks to cartman from south park), get fat big now quick is the easiest way to turn your geeky body into a clone of jean claude van damme.
if you become a rippling hunk of muscle thanks to get fat big now quick, girls will want to have sex with you.

Girl: have you been working out?
Boy: no, i'm on get fat big now quick
Girl: oh, now i want to have sex with you

get fat big now quick by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 4, 2004

hip hop horse cops 

innovative tv show about american horseback police devised by the great melanie wilk with a little help from her loose and mad cohorts.

where's my pony at?

hip hop horse cops by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 4, 2004

rumpy pumpy 

euphemism for anal sex, often misinterpreted as a euphemism for sex in general

bored of regular sex, jeremy asked susan if she would mind him pumping her rump.

rumpy pumpy by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 4, 2004