Chairwoman Mao Mao's definitions

dogwatch

activity which takes place in public open spaces, usually parks, and involves looking at other people's dogs and discussing their relative coolness

they had dissertations to write, but they decided they'd rather head down to the beach for a couple of hours of dogwatch

by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 5, 2004

Eve

the first woman.
the ultimate woman.
people may think they can defeat her, but they are wrong....they'll have to find her first...

three things you should know about eve... she is loose, she is mad, she is ruthless

by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 6, 2004

japanese friends

euphemism for a woman's breasts. i can't really explain where it comes from without sounding kinda racist.
see also females (a more formal variant)

i already told you, i can't explain. work it out.

by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 6, 2004

rumpy pumpy

euphemism for anal sex, often misinterpreted as a euphemism for sex in general

bored of regular sex, jeremy asked susan if she would mind him pumping her rump.

by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 4, 2004