11 definitions by Chairwoman Mao Mao

shove piggy shove

the first known mention of this parlour game was when percy from blackadder 2 suggested playing it. since then, the more popular Massachusetts Variant has become the premier version of the game.
requiring immense wit and skill, this is a game played by only a few experts. it is not for the weak of heart, mind, or stomach. if you don't understand its attraction, you never will, and you clearly have no soul.
see also shove piggy-in-the-middle shove

"anyone fancy a couple of rounds of shove piggy shove?"

by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 8, 2004

Eve

the first woman.
the ultimate woman.
people may think they can defeat her, but they are wrong....they'll have to find her first...

three things you should know about eve... she is loose, she is mad, she is ruthless

by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 6, 2004

japanese friends

euphemism for a woman's breasts. i can't really explain where it comes from without sounding kinda racist.
see also females (a more formal variant)

i already told you, i can't explain. work it out.

by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 6, 2004

licks balls

the ultimate term to express how absolutely great and fantastic something is.
see also ball-lickin' good

"that totally licks balls"
"does that mean it's good?"
"yes, of course. how could it possibly mean anything else?"
"i see your point"

by Chairwoman Mao Mao November 4, 2004