ball-lickin' good

kfc adverts would have you believe that their food is "finger-lickin' good", but many people disagree, and find this particular brand of fried bird entrails to be somewhat unpleasant - hence tarnishing the positivity of the phrase.
thus, "ball-lickin' good" has become the phrase of choice to signify something that really is quite exceptionally good.
logically speaking, this makes more sense: surveys have shown that 97% of men would rather have their balls licked than their fingers.

"fried fake fast-food chicken may be finger-lickin' good, but a proper roast is ball-lickin' good"

by Chairwoman Mao Mao November 04, 2004

Eve

the first woman.
the ultimate woman.
people may think they can defeat her, but they are wrong....they'll have to find her first...

three things you should know about eve... she is loose, she is mad, she is ruthless

by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 06, 2004

japanese friends

euphemism for a woman's breasts. i can't really explain where it comes from without sounding kinda racist.
see also females (a more formal variant)

i already told you, i can't explain. work it out.

by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 06, 2004

rumpy pumpy

euphemism for anal sex, often misinterpreted as a euphemism for sex in general

bored of regular sex, jeremy asked susan if she would mind him pumping her rump.

by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 04, 2004