Definitions by Chad Valiant

Estefaning 

The act ot self-gratification using tooth-picks

see also doing the Gloria
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

Mum caught Dad watching me Estefaning

Estefaning by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

Doing The Gloria

Seventies slang for The act of self-gratication using toothpicks.

see also Estefaning
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

You kids would'nt know Doing The Gloria if it came up and smacked you in the face!

Doing The Gloria by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

The hottest Goth Rock band ever. From Fairfield
Invented seminal goth stuff. Like The Cure. And Black Nail Polish.

1) I was at Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines last night - I bet I get some hot goth-lesbian action!
2) I'm going to Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines tonight. Can I borrow your black nail polish and Good Charlotte T-shirt?

Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

Oriental Estefaning 

the act of self-gratification using chop-sticks.

see also estefaning
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

1) Lucy Liu is best known for her Oriental Estefaning skills.

2) Lucy Liu only scored the Charlies Angels roles because she was oriental estefaning in front of the director. While he was eating lunch.

Oriental Estefaning by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

Fairfield 

best known for its bi-annual extreme frodoing contest. Music supplied by Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

Prizes include slightly soiled toothpicks, half a gold lam'e dress and a monster truck poster

I better get me on down to Fairfield so I don't miss all the excitment.

Fairfield by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004