deceptikornz

Useless fat KFC-eating tubs of mooze. Who rape themselves. Anally. With police issue brooms.

Guy 1: I feel like a useless tub of shit.
Guy 2: So you feel like the Deceptikornz?
Guy 1: Yes, but with less of the anal raping.

by Chad Valiant February 01, 2004

extreme frodoing

The process entailed in the usual act of a frodo, but done at extremely high velocity. In a monster truck. Which is on fire. And travelling on ice. Wearing an extremely flamable gold lam'e dress. With both hands tied behind your back. With your scrotum. And not having a valid drivers license.

Guy 1: That guy just shot some mooze in my hair!
Guy 2: But look what he was wearing. And driving. Without a valid drivers license I might add. Dude, you've just been extreme frodo'd.
Guy 1: I'm flattered (and validated).

by Chad Valiant February 01, 2004

moozing

The action of ejaculation. To mooze.

1)My Mum caught me moozing over the electronics store catalogue.
2)I was moozing for about five minutes. There was so much mooze she almost drowned. She loved it, the slut.

by Chad Valiant February 01, 2004

Oriental Estefaning

the act of self-gratification using chop-sticks.

see also estefaning
and Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

1) Lucy Liu is best known for her Oriental Estefaning skills.

2) Lucy Liu only scored the Charlies Angels roles because she was oriental estefaning in front of the director. While he was eating lunch.

by Chad Valiant February 01, 2004

mooze

to ejaculate; the remnants of said ejaculation

The Chinese altar-boy was covered in mooze

by Chad Valiant February 01, 2004