Chad Valiant's definitions

mooze

to ejaculate; the remnants of said ejaculation

The Chinese altar-boy was covered in mooze

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

frodo

When a person proceeds to mooze all over the afro haircut of a complete stranger. See also extreme frodoing.

Guy 1: Sorry buddy, I seem to have moozed out my window and onto your gravity defying hair.
Guy 2: I guess I'm frodo'd then.

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

moozing

The action of ejaculation. To mooze.

1)My Mum caught me moozing over the electronics store catalogue.
2)I was moozing for about five minutes. There was so much mooze she almost drowned. She loved it, the slut.

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

Fairfield

best known for its bi-annual extreme frodoing contest. Music supplied by Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

Prizes include slightly soiled toothpicks, half a gold lam'e dress and a monster truck poster

I better get me on down to Fairfield so I don't miss all the excitment.

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

Fairfield

1) Mythical, semi-urban Paradise. With a skate-park inscribed with the unforgettable legend; "Roller-bladers rape girls".

2) Home of Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines.

3) Where bananas are from.

4) Home of the bi-annual extreme frodoing contest.

"If only I lived in Fairfield, its my dream town..."

by Chad Valiant February 3, 2004