Chachie 's definitions

joober

a word that officially means half-jewish, but can be used anytime.

wow, hes half jewish and half shark. hes so joober.

omg who joobered on your face?

by chachie April 3, 2004

Oxford study

Somewhere between a late night walk and the smell of fresh canned chili hot out the microwave, a SCHNOZ caught a scent he just couldn’t shake. Not just perfume or the nostril tingling aroma of a freshly opened byag, but akin to jasmine tea as the cherry blossoms bloom. And there she appeared on his slightly cracked iPhone screen tinder profile, completely unaware that this wandering schnoz would forever change her life. For a nose that spent its life chasing passing scents, it was a strange feeling. He always figured it would happen eventually. At 5’8”, with incredibly Caucasian they might, he seemed destined for it. He’d spent years pretending out run it, resisting the stereotype, telling himself he was different. But somewhere along the way the fight softened. And when the moment finally arrived, he didn’t feel defeated. He felt at peace just being another tally in the everlasting Oxford study

A balding white male of average height married an Asian woman. Add another sample size to the Oxford study

by Chachie March 5, 2026