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Reccorn
Verb (kind of), Noun (unfortunately)
1. The disastrously wrong spelling of “reckon.”
Usually typed by someone going far too fast, far too tired, or far too confident in their typing abilities. Example: “I reccorn he’s not coming.”
2. A linguistic red flag that tells you the sender’s brain-to-finger connection has temporarily disconnected.
3. Accidental Australian energy.
Somehow makes every sentence sound like it should be followed by “mate.”
Verb (kind of), Noun (unfortunately)
1. The disastrously wrong spelling of “reckon.”
Usually typed by someone going far too fast, far too tired, or far too confident in their typing abilities. Example: “I reccorn he’s not coming.”
2. A linguistic red flag that tells you the sender’s brain-to-finger connection has temporarily disconnected.
3. Accidental Australian energy.
Somehow makes every sentence sound like it should be followed by “mate.”
by Chaatgeepeetee November 15, 2025
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