Definitions by ChaChiRei

get one up 

When someone is able to make their male appendage (penis) erect

"After some foreplay I was able to get one up"

get one up by ChaChiRei August 24, 2016

carpet nashing 

Anyone performing oral sex on a woman. Specifically the representation of the 😖 Emoji for the unhappy carpet nasher, and the 😛 Emoji used for "my girlfriend just showered" carpet nasher.

She didn't know there would be carpet nashing that evening and had forgotten to take a shower.

carpet nashing by ChaChiRei August 24, 2016

carpet nasher

One who has committed the act of carpet nashing, i.e someone who enjoys oral sex with a female.

She didn't know if he was a carpet nasher, but came to realize he enjoyed it. Represented by the 😖 Emoji (yucky carpet nasher) or the 😛 happy, "my girlfriend just showered" carpet nasher

carpet nasher by ChaChiRei August 24, 2016