Spodank

(adj.) Something that is stupid, useless, or unnecessary. synonyms: stupid, gay, retarded.
That assembly we had about drugs and alcohol was so spodank. I fell asleep!
by Chris November 30, 2004
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stapleton

a mooch or a person who takes more than they deserve.
that dude is such a stapleton
by Chris February 05, 2005
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Mule Rag

The rag used to clean up after successful masturbation.
Never pick up a sock in Ian's room, those are his mule rags.
by Chris April 17, 2004
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5-0

slang for police, originated from the TV show "hawaii five-0" (apparently a show about cops)
"5-0 at the do, gotta go" -cradle to the grave
by chris January 01, 2004
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religion

1. An explanation of the things we don't understand.
2. A reason to exist. There is no reason for us being here, so we have created our own. God.
3. A controlling agent. Kids be good, or santa won't give you presents. Its the same thing. People behave, or you'll go to hell!
4. Fear of death. Everything suggests that death is the end. Its ludicrous to suppose there is some sort of spiritual afterlife. We all know we will die eventually; and we don't like it. So we deny it..fabricating a fantastic fairytale to convince ourselves that there is no such thing as death. Well its a load of bollocks - remember the Romans worshipped every new planet they saw...the Egyptians worshipped the sun..for as long as man has been around, so has his need to worship something. Its an expression of our insecurity and it will last as long as fear itself
You can't insure your life on a figament of man's collective imagination. Remember once, we all believe the earth was flat, and mental problems were the work of demons
by Chris December 13, 2003
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struth

1) An example of australian slang, 'struth' is used to denot an exclamation.

2) 'my goodness'
"Struth! 'e was a big bugger!"
by Chris June 02, 2003
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dawg

dawg or dog "da origial gangsta"
whatup dawg!?!?!
by chris October 23, 2002
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