Certified Redditior's definitions

Feminist

A word that lost its meaning after women got rights.

Feminist: All men are bad!
Men: We shouldn't have given you rights.
Men2: Agreed.

by Certified Redditior May 13, 2021

cumbucket

you

you are used has a cumbucket in the whorehouse

by Certified Redditior April 5, 2021

Valve Anti-Cheat

Valve Anti-Cheat or VAC for short was initially realeased in 2002 for Counter-Strike and is standard for all multiplayer GOLDSrc and Source 1 games. Currently Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is the only Source game with an updated version of VAC, using VACnet.

Cheater left the game (VAC banned from secure servers)
(*DEAD*) Player: That guy was an asshole lmao. Good job Valve Anti-Cheat!

by Certified Redditior April 19, 2021

Valve

A joke of a company

Josh: When will a good non VR game come out Valve?
GabeN: Yes

by Certified Redditior April 27, 2021

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`1234567890-=~!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop\QWERTYUIOP{}|asdfghjkl;'ASDFGHJKL:"zxcvbnm,./ZXCVBNM<>? is the result of being so god damn bored you just randomly push every key on the keyboard

Josh: Wow! I must be so damn bored. I just typed `1234567890-=~!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop\QWERTYUIOP{}|asdfghjkl;'ASDFGHJKL:"zxcvbnm,./ZXCVBNM<>?
Alex: Why are you like this.

by Certified Redditior August 31, 2021