Definitions by Cemorolen
Choco Busting
Choco Busting is when you masturbate while trying to take a shit. Essentially something that nobody really does but you don't know that of course. It is also a tactic someone does when constipated to try and take a shit and afterwards if successful you bust a nut on your human chocolate. This can also be done when you're not having problems taking a dump but can still go ahead and masturbate during the process.
Guy: Hey what's taking so long in there?
Guy 2: I'm taking a dump but it got stuck
Guy: Have you tried choco busting?
Guy 2: I'm taking a dump but it got stuck
Guy: Have you tried choco busting?
Choco Busting by Cemorolen September 20, 2018
Highlands Janitor
A best friend that can be met through college. Someone who will later on could be your future co-worker, hence the name "Highlands Janitor" they're too worthy to be a janitor. They can also be offered Granola Bars and if you want, can also invite them to your dorms, that's if your college has dorms. One should be REALLY careful when meeting a Highlands Janitor, they can do some weird things. Weird sexual things while at it as well. See also best friend or sex offender
Ralph: Hey Highlands Janitor, you want a granola bar?
Highlands: Sure my boy, but hey maybe later on we can do some freaky shit.
Highlands: Sure my boy, but hey maybe later on we can do some freaky shit.
Highlands Janitor by Cemorolen April 20, 2018
Spermified
To be covered in sperm or to be sprayed with sperm, this usually happens after you use blankets that have been spermed on and left alone without them being clean. However this can also happen if you happen to be fucking some girl/guy dog or whatever you like to fuck and the sperm is out of control and you can't stop so it becomes explosive and it ends up spraying you as well.
You may also refer to "Sperm Blanket"
You may also refer to "Sperm Blanket"
Guy 1: Dude you smell kind of weird today, did you sleep at that hotel again?
Guy 2: Yeah why?
Guy 1: All the beds in there are the ones people fuck on and you'll get spermified if you stay the night and leave without taking a shower.
Guy 2: Yeah why?
Guy 1: All the beds in there are the ones people fuck on and you'll get spermified if you stay the night and leave without taking a shower.
Spermified by Cemorolen October 3, 2017
Forbidden Foreskin
Something that someone will try to hide when they were supposed to get circumcision, thus it being a forbidden foreskin. Also something that jews are not allowed to have.
Guy: Hey doesn't it feel great to feel the air down there now that there's no skin layer on top of it? That forbidden foreskin sure was getting in the way.
Jewish guy: Oh uh yeah sure it does, I can feel it flapping it along with the breeze.
Jewish guy: Oh uh yeah sure it does, I can feel it flapping it along with the breeze.
Forbidden Foreskin by Cemorolen October 2, 2017
Reconnect
To reconnect would be to hang out with friends you have barely hung out with, or friends that you barely even see and try to get the old gang together. Another definition means to try to reconnect after disconnecting from a laggy ass match while playing online.