Definitions by Celery man

Brandon morin 

He is the most perfect guy you could ever meet. He has absolutely no flaws, what so ever. He is funny, caring and sweet and super adorbale. He is so lovable and honestly just the best and there r no exact words to give him a description as perfect as he is.

That guy is almost as perfect as a Brandon morin. Almost.

Brandon morin by Celery man January 22, 2018

dawny 

Being downy but eating dawn

I am dawny today

dawny by Celery man January 20, 2018

Ruffle truffle 

When u eat dawn and tide and u start to feel like a GOD.

I totally had a ruffle truffle last Tuesday

Ruffle truffle by Celery man January 16, 2018