The sound your grandma (and other old people or people with deviated septums)make when they laugh. A combination of a snarl and laugh and snort. You know it when you hear it.
by Cathi Robertson June 15, 2008
(noun) a word used as an alternative to asshole by people who think they're somehow "better" or "good" because they don't curse. (Also see: troutturd, hypercrite, frogging and bullshirt)
by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008
Someone who owns, works for, or sits on the fck&(*ng board of directors of a major corporation who's main goal is to suck the life out of the economy, you, your wallet, your time and your talent. Examples of Corporate Whores: Starbucks, liz who works at Starbucks, all who sell themselves without any thoughts of self-respect or decency.
"I'll take a double macchiato you Corporate Whore" "ME?!?! You're paying for the damn thing you Corporate TRICK!"
by Cathi Robertson June 21, 2008
verb: an act or act(s) of humble charity, giving to someone in need, selfless acts of kindness.~adapted from the KJV of the Bible.
"pure religion, and undefiled before God, is this; to visit the fatherless and the widows in their affliction."
by Cathi Robertson June 15, 2008
A play on the term Porta-Potty. We all like to have things we need and enjoy wherever we go, sooooo a Porta-Hotty is an incredibly realistic and HOT blow up doll (male or female...yes, I'm a fagalong) This "doll" would have "hot" parts such as mouth, penis, vaginer and asshole (warmers inside them)So that they would not only be hot in the superficial sense but also in the practical sense. The Porta-Hotty can suck peenus better than the average living person. I know you may never have seen a Porta-Hotty, but watch they'll be all the rage within months of this post.
Driver: what's the matter Homer?
Homer: I gotta boner ready to bust at the backveinseam!
Driver: Oh, don't worry, reach into the blue box in the back and pull out my Porta-Hotty. You'll have to blow her before she blows you"
minutes later...
Homer: omfg she's HAWT, where can I get a porta-hotty?"
Driver: "Lots of places, I got mine at K-Ymart."
Homer: I gotta boner ready to bust at the backveinseam!
Driver: Oh, don't worry, reach into the blue box in the back and pull out my Porta-Hotty. You'll have to blow her before she blows you"
minutes later...
Homer: omfg she's HAWT, where can I get a porta-hotty?"
Driver: "Lots of places, I got mine at K-Ymart."
by Cathi Robertson August 12, 2008