sexpectations

noun; the expectations one has regarding sex.
Flo: I hear you're going out with Butch tonight, are you excited?"

Mo: Well, he's cute and everything, but I saw his penis in the bathroom yesterday and for a 6'4" gay man he's exceptionally small, so my sexpectations aren't that great."

Flo: ahhh..size doesn't matter.

Mo: *slap*

Flo: "ouch" alright alright..size matters..cheeze n rice!
by Cathi Robertson July 23, 2008
Get the sexpectations mug.

bastectomy

noun: meaning: the act of removing or having removed a bastard from your life completely.
Friend #1: Are you still drinking a 750ml of vodka each night?"

Friend #2 Nah, I'm down to 2 mojito's like a normal person."

Friend #1 Wow, how'd you manage that? AA?

Friend #2 Well honestly, I feel so much better now that I've had my bastectomy, I don't have a problem anymore..hiccup."

Also see: bastectimologist. (The person who removes the bastard from said life, often a professional or a new bastard)
by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008
Get the bastectomy mug.

masterbaiter

Someone who is exceptional at baiting a fishing pole for optimum fishing pleasure. This person knows which bait to use, for the right type of fish in the area and in general is simply a master of the art of choosing the right bait.
Novice baiter; ''hey there, what type of bait should i use in this lake if i'm after bass?''

''masterbaiter- you should definately use crickets caught in the local area, bass love live bait and they're used to the local stuff''

novice baiter; ''thanks you're a real masterbaiter.''

whatever; suck my clit, you can't even spell
by Cathi Robertson July 11, 2008
Get the masterbaiter mug.

troutturd

troutturd (noun) an alternative to using the word "bastard" for people who don't like to use fck&*(G co9834ck suc*#$kin(*g profanity.
"Get the hell out of here you frogging troutturd!"

Also see: "frogging"
by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008
Get the troutturd mug.

frogging

An alternative for the commonly used curse word "fucking" Used by conservative Christians and others who feel BAD saying BAD words, so they substitute obvious words to curse anyway....

Also see (Hypercrite)
"ust say what you mean, you frogging ashhole!"

Also see "ashhole"
by Cathi Robertson June 17, 2008
Get the frogging mug.