1 definition by Catherine M. Dallon
The nectar of the gods. Sacred in its ability to awaken and revive the senses in order to stay productive at work or school. A favorite among college students, teachers, and the general population of America.
Side effects may include addiction, hyperactivity, insomnia, dehydration, stained clothes (when you were too "out of it" to notice you spilled on yourself), and increased spending at coffee shops.
Side effects may include addiction, hyperactivity, insomnia, dehydration, stained clothes (when you were too "out of it" to notice you spilled on yourself), and increased spending at coffee shops.
Don't mess with Mama Bear until she's had at least 2 cups of coffee... She'll bite your head off.
Dude, leave the teacher alone! She's only had 1 cup of coffee today!
Gotta study. For this exam. Where's my coffee???
4 hours later: Can't sleep. Too much coffee.
Dude, leave the teacher alone! She's only had 1 cup of coffee today!
Gotta study. For this exam. Where's my coffee???
4 hours later: Can't sleep. Too much coffee.
by Catherine M. Dallon August 4, 2011