Definitions by Catfish Baruni
Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch
Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.
Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016
Shitpullery
The pulling of shit, often, but not always, bullshit; an elevated form of tomfoolery, but instead of Tom being fooled, shit is being pulled; the act(s) of a shit puller.
The performing of shenanigans.
The performing of shenanigans.
"Of course she hit you! You should have known that mom wouldn't have tolerated any of your shitpullery at Pop Pop's funeral."
Shitpullery by Catfish Baruni May 12, 2013