Definitions by Cartography, the wise

Clock-Blocked 

When one male clock ruins the chances of another male clock getting together with a female clock

Timeothy: Hey, did you know Attickus hasn’t oiled his gears since 2015?

Minette: *scoffs, walks away*

Attickus: Dude, you just clock-blocked me!

Clock-Blocked by Cartography, the wise June 5, 2019

Weeb 

Jin

Jin is a weeb.

Weeb by Cartography, the wise May 18, 2019

Minecraft 

Minecraft good Fortnite bad

Overlord: Hey guys... Minecraft!!

Primitive underlings: Ooga Booga!

Minecraft by Cartography, the wise May 18, 2019