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Clock-Blocked

When one male clock ruins the chances of another male clock getting together with a female clock
Timeothy: Hey, did you know Attickus hasn’t oiled his gears since 2015?

Minette: *scoffs, walks away*

Attickus: Dude, you just clock-blocked me!
by Cartography, the wise June 5, 2019
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Weeb

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Minecraft

Overlord: Hey guys... Minecraft!!

Primitive underlings: Ooga Booga!
by Cartography, the wise May 18, 2019
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