Fuck WWE, thats all fake actors and special effects.
REAL wrestling involves training with what I call either a monkey or a tank. Monkeys are the small 100 to 145 pounders who throw and toss as easily as breathing. Tanks are big motherfuckers who basically compete in sumo matches and can weigh anywhere from 175 to 284.9 pounds. The training sessions are INTENSE, sometimes lasting all day. If youre going out for wrestling, dont bother eating. You will need to lose weight, and if by some miracle you dont, you will most likely puke during training anyways. Then comes match day, not game day. All the training, practice and lack of food ignites a fire only a true wrestler knows. 6 minutes in the ring will decide the victor. After the end of the season, it is common for a wrestler to feel like wrestling anyone who crosses his path to exert dominance and train for next season. Should the words be uttered "I'll wrestle ya for it; Who wants to wrestle"; or anything implying a fight, a true wrestler cannot, under any circumstance, resist. He, or she, will wrestle until they win, or die.
REAL wrestling involves training with what I call either a monkey or a tank. Monkeys are the small 100 to 145 pounders who throw and toss as easily as breathing. Tanks are big motherfuckers who basically compete in sumo matches and can weigh anywhere from 175 to 284.9 pounds. The training sessions are INTENSE, sometimes lasting all day. If youre going out for wrestling, dont bother eating. You will need to lose weight, and if by some miracle you dont, you will most likely puke during training anyways. Then comes match day, not game day. All the training, practice and lack of food ignites a fire only a true wrestler knows. 6 minutes in the ring will decide the victor. After the end of the season, it is common for a wrestler to feel like wrestling anyone who crosses his path to exert dominance and train for next season. Should the words be uttered "I'll wrestle ya for it; Who wants to wrestle"; or anything implying a fight, a true wrestler cannot, under any circumstance, resist. He, or she, will wrestle until they win, or die.
by Cartmaniac June 22, 2009
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He is the lead singer of Tool. Keenan is ranked with Marilyn Manson in terms of musical talent, ability to write and perform music successfully, and to the untrained eye and ear, creepiness. If anyone needs any proof that James Maynard Keenan is a genius, simply listen to these songs:
Wings For Marie
10,000 Days (Wings pt 2)
Aenima
Eulogy
Schism
The Pot
Vicarious
But most importantly:
Lateralus
Lateralus was written in an unusual way. It was written so that the lyrics begin at 1 minute 38 seconds. This is equal to what is known as the Golden Ratio, which is 1.618. It is the most pleasing number to the human eye and has been seen in nature. The lyrics follow the Fibbonacci Sequence, which has also been seen in nature, although it is not certain why.
He is the lead singer of Tool. Keenan is ranked with Marilyn Manson in terms of musical talent, ability to write and perform music successfully, and to the untrained eye and ear, creepiness. If anyone needs any proof that James Maynard Keenan is a genius, simply listen to these songs:
Wings For Marie
10,000 Days (Wings pt 2)
Aenima
Eulogy
Schism
The Pot
Vicarious
But most importantly:
Lateralus
Lateralus was written in an unusual way. It was written so that the lyrics begin at 1 minute 38 seconds. This is equal to what is known as the Golden Ratio, which is 1.618. It is the most pleasing number to the human eye and has been seen in nature. The lyrics follow the Fibbonacci Sequence, which has also been seen in nature, although it is not certain why.
by Cartmaniac August 06, 2009
Get the James Maynard Keenan mug.Theyre not one of the best industrial metal bands to come into existence.
They are THE best industrail metal bands to come into existence.
They began in Cleveland Ohio, where most fans are located, however, the well-versed metal heads of other areas may be familiar with works such as:
12 Hundred
43
Bwomp
Solitaire/Unraveling
Damage Done
Destroy The World Around Me
Born Of Desire
These Filthy Hands
Nowhere to Go
Xeroxed
...and the list goes on
They are commonly called a Slipknot knockoff by ignorant losers who like shitty metal like Linkin Park and who are too lazy to actually visit the bands website and see that Mushroomhead was formed almost 5 years before Slipknot, had a more theatrical concert compilation and performance than Slipknot and continued writing songs that would please their fans, rather than try to get radio time like Slipknot. They are an amazing band any self-respecting metal head should listen to.
They are THE best industrail metal bands to come into existence.
They began in Cleveland Ohio, where most fans are located, however, the well-versed metal heads of other areas may be familiar with works such as:
12 Hundred
43
Bwomp
Solitaire/Unraveling
Damage Done
Destroy The World Around Me
Born Of Desire
These Filthy Hands
Nowhere to Go
Xeroxed
...and the list goes on
They are commonly called a Slipknot knockoff by ignorant losers who like shitty metal like Linkin Park and who are too lazy to actually visit the bands website and see that Mushroomhead was formed almost 5 years before Slipknot, had a more theatrical concert compilation and performance than Slipknot and continued writing songs that would please their fans, rather than try to get radio time like Slipknot. They are an amazing band any self-respecting metal head should listen to.
Dude did, you know Mushroomhead has never had a concert near Florida and that "The Cartmaniac" is pissed about it?
by Cartmaniac June 22, 2009
Get the Mushroomhead mug.The absolute most fucking intense thrash/speed/death metal band ever to come to life. They have appeared many times on MTVs Viva La Bam and Headbangers Ball, along with Guitar Hero 3 with their (in)famous hit "Raining Blood" and GH Metallica with "War Ensamble".
I cant give what I say next any real credibilty, but it would be FUCKING AWESOME. I have been told that their name is an acronym that is as follows
Satan
Laughs
As
You
Eternally
Rot
Spelling out Slayer.
I cant give what I say next any real credibilty, but it would be FUCKING AWESOME. I have been told that their name is an acronym that is as follows
Satan
Laughs
As
You
Eternally
Rot
Spelling out Slayer.
" Trapped in purgatory, a lifeless object alive, awaiting reprisal, death will be their aquantance. The skys turning red, return to power draws near, fall into me the skys crimson tears, abolish the rules made of stone. Pierced from below, souls of my treacherous past, betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above... Awaiting the hour of reprisal, your time slips away.
Raining Blood
from a lacerated sky
bleeding its horror
creating my structure
NOW I SHALL REIGN IN BLOOD!!!"
Slayer- Raining Blood
Raining Blood
from a lacerated sky
bleeding its horror
creating my structure
NOW I SHALL REIGN IN BLOOD!!!"
Slayer- Raining Blood
by Cartmaniac June 23, 2009
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